Correction: I finally remembered the existence of LJ while within typing distance of a computer.
Result - my first post in . . . how long has it been again?
Which is, unfortunately, all you're going to get out of me tonight. My bed is beckoning, and running around after these kids all day makes sleep look better than chocolate.
Kids? I hear the questionmarks already. All in good time, my dears. Just be reassured that I have NOT reproduced.
(Are those sighs of relief from the peanut gallery?)